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by **Smeg** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:26 pm

Right, I wanna corrupt this bird but she mates with another bird who fancies me. The one who fancies me isnt as pretty, and me mates take the :censored:

saying shes a munter. I reckon shes ok though, much better than Mrs Palm and her 5 Finger children :;):

But, ideally id like to pull the other bird but i dont know is she likes me so, if i risk it on her and get feck all, I will prob not be able to try it on with the bird who fanices me - as thatl look a bit cheap/harsh/ she might be turned off by then.

Any ideas?

by **66-1120597113** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:33 pm

I love you Smeg.....

Ask them for a threesome matey...If they aint up for it..ask if they would care to take part in a tag team when Smeg is Big Daddy...

Really though Stop worring about act natural and most of all dont post things like this on an LFC site..if their brothers are on here they'll kick your teeth in.

Things fall into place mate...in the meantime grab what ya can get!!

by **adamnbarrett** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:37 pm

Aim high Smeg. Go for the fit one. If that doesn't work out then go for the other one. She won't be turned off, trust me.

Try and knob them both though

by **66-1120597113** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:43 pm

adamnbarrett wrote:Aim high Smeg. Go for the fit one. If that doesn't work out then go for the other one.

Try and knob them both though

Ya cant really go for the fit one though..the munter will get jealous if Smeg looses his Cherry to her !

I reckon all the girls that know Smeg know hes a virgin and want to break his duck in...i'd say you'd be spoilt for choice lad if you played it right!
Coming on here aint gonna solve fu.ck all......Go out and bang one Smeg...you can do it!!

by **adamnbarrett** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:49 pm

BarryBelfast wrote:
adamnbarrett wrote:Aim high Smeg. Go for the fit one. If that doesn't work out then go for the other one.

Try and knob them both though

Ya cant really go for the fit one though..the munter will get jealous if Smeg looses his Cherry to her !

I reckon all the girls that know Smeg know hes a virgin and want to break his duck in...i'd say you'd be spoilt for choice lad if you played it right!
Coming on here aint gonna solve fu.ck all......Go out and bang one Smeg...you can do it!!

it depends on the personality of the munter though doesn't it. If shes gagging for it and she likes Smeg then it's in the bag.

As you say though Barry, he could go for a threesome and kill two birds with one stone

but.......

he could get a slap in the face from each and end up with nothing.

by **CarlosRocks** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:50 pm

go for the fit one mate. you should never settle for second best unless its just for a quickie...

remember.........everyone has standards but if they're not upto standard.......then lower your standards :cool:

by **aCe'** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:13 pm

fakkkkkkkk....hahahahahaha
nail em buddy ! we'r all cheerin you on !

by **Woollyback** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:40 pm

forget about it smegster, the fit one will never sh*t on her mate (well maybe she will but it'll feckin stink). stop being a big skipping rope and talking about all this stuff on here, just be a man and go punish some flange and come back with heroic tales of vd and sticking it up the wrong 'un

by **66-1120597113** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:50 pm

If things dont change in the near future im really gonna have to start a 'PUSSY FOR SMEG' campaign!!

FFS Wooly lend the guy a lady for a night...FOC!

by **CarlosRocks** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:06 pm

Woollyback wrote:forget about it smegster, the fit one will never sh*t on her mate (well maybe she will but it'll feckin stink). stop being a big skipping rope and talking about all this stuff on here, just be a man and go punish some flange and come back with heroic tales of vd and sticking it up the wrong 'un

by **adamnbarrett** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:44 am

I'm sure Smeg just does this to give us laughs

by **Lando_Griffin** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:05 am

adamnbarrett wrote:I'm sure Smeg just does this to give us laughs

Well it's certainly not an audition for the part of Cassanova!

by **red37** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:34 am

Just remember to whop a bag on yer awl fella first! :wwww

by **66-1120597113** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:22 am

red37 wrote:Just remember to whop a bag on yer awl fella first!

Walkers ...Wuster sauce for a tingling sensation!

GO SMEG..Its your birthday
We gonna party like its your birthday

Go Go Go Go
Ya wanna put it in she wanna put it up?
Go to her house kill her pup
Ride her man its not enough
Do it man go shake your stuff!

Go Smeg you Virgin guy!
Stick it in..you make her cry...
She cries like this and says
IT ALL

Did this guy Smeg Fu.ck me atal?
He got a needledi.ck that smalltime :censored:

.....
Better fun i had with his mate called Rick
At least he had more than an inch...

TOOOOOOOOOO push me up the wall a bit....cause im a sexy BIT.CH!

IF you think theres a drama with what mate you want and who wants you multiply it by 50...then you can nearly understand women...until then STOP THINKING AND START FU>CKING SMEG!!!! :nod

by **babu** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:03 am

Smeg this situation is set up perfectly to bang both of them.

What i would do is:
Only see the minger when her friend is with her. The minger you can bang anytime, but not until you've had the hot friend. When you see them together only pay attention to the minger, ignore the hot chick. Eventually this will begin to annoy her, as she would not be used to this, so she will say something or try to get your attention. This is when you give her a little put down - something a little negative, but not to harsh - Like 'do you always act so needy?' etc.

Then wait for awhile, just before she gets really upset, start talking to her, but pull her away from the minger. Then as wooly says stick it up her wrongen

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