But the fella replies "but these are special ducks, they can talk"
Bartender goes "F*ck off you tw*t, i dont believe you"
Fella says "alright ask him a question"
So the bartender goes up to the 1st duck and says "Whats your name and what do you like?"
And the duck replies "My names Hughie and i like going through puddles"
Bartender shocked goes "Fu*in hell" and says to the 2nd duck "whats your name and what do you like?"
2nd duck goes "My names Louie and i also like going through puddles"
Bartender starts laughing and says "that is fu*king amazing mate and goes up to the 3rd one and says "whats your name and what do you like?"
And the 3rd duck goes.......
"My names Puddles and i fuc*ing hate those 2!!!!"
Nothing like a good duck, incest, gay, beer fuelled joke on a thursday afternoon
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