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[Garymac]

1. Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
> 2. Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just
> kills them.
> 3. Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is
> folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the
> situation, he is always understood.
> 4. Mr. T always drives on the right side of the road, no matter where
> he is in the world.
> 5. Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse
> kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
> 6. Ever have a sharp pain in your chest that you can't explain? That
> was Mr. T, and it was a warning.
> 7. Mr. T once captured Bigfoot, but released him after he shaved the
> beast and realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in
> the woods.
> 8. Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then
> created Pity.
> 9. 23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has
> taken you to read this sentence.
> 10. Mr. T pities fools because even fools deserves their daily dose of
> vitamin T.
> 11. On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of
> disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't
> recognize him out of fear.
> 12. All that glitters is not gold: If it's not being worn by Mr. T, then
> it's just jibba jabba, and Mr. T pities the fool who can't tell the
> difference. This is where the phrase "fool's gold" comes from.
> 13. Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting
> staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.
> 14. Mr. T once beat Mike Tyson in a boxing match with only his left
> thumb. After the three second match was over, Mr. T pitied Mike Tyson so
> bad that he began to talk funny.
> 15. Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.
> 16. When he found out he would lose the rematch while making Rocky III,
> Mr.T administered to Sylvester Stallone an angy look. Seeing Mr. T's anger
> broke every bone in Sly's face, left him mildly retarded and unable to
> remember the incident. To this day, Sly has no idea why he shits his pants
> at the mere sight of a black man with a mohawk.
> 17. Mr. T didn't know Rocky was a movie. He just wanted to kick the sh!t
> out of a white guy and steal his bitch, A-team style.
> 18. There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is
> going to walk.
> 19. Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through
> doors.
> 20. Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the
> shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a
> black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
> 21. Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other on a lonesome
> British path. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth sh!t
> itself and created Scotland. 
> 22. Michael Jackson is the only fool that Mr. T refuses to pity. He
> finds that it would be insulting to the pity.
> 23. Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration
> of the concept of infinity.
> 24. Mr. T once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to
> the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little do those pitiful
> fools know that Mr. T was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail
> on.
> 25. Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on
> him.
> 26. You can lead Mr. T to water, but chances are that you will die
> there.
> 27. Mr. T does not know you personally, but the odds are 7 in 10 that he
> pities you.
> 28. Mr. T once fell into a pool of lava. He nearly drowned.
> 29. If you were born before 1980, there is a good chance that Mr. T is
> your father. If you were born after, it's guaranteed.
> 30. When Mr. T received his star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made
> his hand prints after the cement was dry.


     

[dawson99]

genius. i pity the fool who doesnt read this non jibba jabba
 

[JBG]

1. Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
> 2. Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just
> kills them.
> 3. Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is
> folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the
> situation, he is always understood.
> 4. Mr. T always drives on the right side of the road, no matter where
> he is in the world.
> 5. Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse
> kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
> 6. Ever have a sharp pain in your chest that you can't explain? That
> was Mr. T, and it was a warning.
> 7. Mr. T once captured Bigfoot, but released him after he shaved the
> beast and realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in
> the woods.
> 8. Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then
> created Pity.
> 9. 23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has
> taken you to read this sentence.
> 10. Mr. T pities fools because even fools deserves their daily dose of
> vitamin T.
> 11. On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of
> disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't
> recognize him out of fear.
> 12. All that glitters is not gold: If it's not being worn by Mr. T, then
> it's just jibba jabba, and Mr. T pities the fool who can't tell the
> difference. This is where the phrase "fool's gold" comes from.
> 13. Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting
> staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.
> 14. Mr. T once beat Mike Tyson in a boxing match with only his left
> thumb. After the three second match was over, Mr. T pitied Mike Tyson so
> bad that he began to talk funny.
> 15. Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.
> 16. When he found out he would lose the rematch while making Rocky III,
> Mr.T administered to Sylvester Stallone an angy look. Seeing Mr. T's anger
> broke every bone in Sly's face, left him mildly retarded and unable to
> remember the incident. To this day, Sly has no idea why he shits his pants
> at the mere sight of a black man with a mohawk.
> 17. Mr. T didn't know Rocky was a movie. He just wanted to kick the sh!t
> out of a white guy and steal his bitch, A-team style.
> 18. There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is
> going to walk.
> 19. Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through
> doors.
> 20. Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the
> shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a
> black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
> 21. Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other on a lonesome
> British path. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth sh!t
> itself and created Scotland. 
> 22. Michael Jackson is the only fool that Mr. T refuses to pity. He
> finds that it would be insulting to the pity.
> 23. Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration
> of the concept of infinity.
> 24. Mr. T once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to
> the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little do those pitiful
> fools know that Mr. T was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail
> on.
> 25. Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on
> him.
> 26. You can lead Mr. T to water, but chances are that you will die
> there.
> 27. Mr. T does not know you personally, but the odds are 7 in 10 that he
> pities you.
> 28. Mr. T once fell into a pool of lava. He nearly drowned.
> 29. If you were born before 1980, there is a good chance that Mr. T is
> your father. If you were born after, it's guaranteed.
> 30. When Mr. T received his star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made
> his hand prints after the cement was dry.


     

ENUFF OF YO JIBBA JABBA! I PITY DA FOOL THA DARE DISRESPECT THE T!         

[Lando_Griffin]

"16. When he found out he would lose the rematch while making Rocky III,
> Mr.T administered to Sylvester Stallone an angy look. Seeing Mr. T's anger
> broke every bone in Sly's face, left him mildly retarded and unable to
> remember the incident. To this day, Sly has no idea why he shits his pants
> at the mere sight of a black man with a mohawk.

[adamnbarrett]

"16. When he found out he would lose the rematch while making Rocky III,
> Mr.T administered to Sylvester Stallone an angy look. Seeing Mr. T's anger
> broke every bone in Sly's face, left him mildly retarded and unable to
> remember the incident. To this day, Sly has no idea why he shits his pants
> at the mere sight of a black man with a mohawk.

and he doesn't understand he is 60 (i think) and shout not be boxing in a 6th rocky film.

[Reinas No.1 Fan]

Quit your Jibba jabbin'