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Postby Honolulu Bob » Thu Mar 24, 2005 11:39 pm

I reckon you're a masseuse but the reason people pay so much money is that you massage them with your big jubblies! 
Mmmmm.......Zara's big jubblies (said in the style of Homer when he's thinking about Donuts)..... :oops:  :love:
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Postby The Canadian Red Army » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:05 am

Honolulu Bob wrote:I reckon you're a masseuse but the reason people pay so much money is that you massage them with your big jubblies! 
Mmmmm.......Zara's big jubblies (said in the style of Homer when he's thinking about Donuts)..... :oops:  :love:

HAHA omg Bob you crack me up  :D  :laugh:
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Postby Woollyback » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:17 am

zarababe wrote:... "I'm not  a podium dancer".. .. here take me hand Woolls .. I'll help ya up.. :(  but ppl dance to my tune.. :;):

hope you've got big hands baby :D  How about we dance to Woolly's tune - d'ya know the Lambada?  :devil:
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Postby The Canadian Red Army » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:22 am

Woollyback wrote:
zarababe wrote:... "I'm not  a podium dancer".. .. here take me hand Woolls .. I'll help ya up.. :(  but ppl dance to my tune.. :;):

hope you've got big hands baby :D  How about we dance to Woolly's tune - d'ya know the Lambada?  :devil:

yeh big hands to slap you across the face  :p
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Postby Woollyback » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:25 am

The Canadian Red Army wrote:
Woollyback wrote:
zarababe wrote:... "I'm not  a podium dancer".. .. here take me hand Woolls .. I'll help ya up.. :(  but ppl dance to my tune.. :;):

hope you've got big hands baby :D  How about we dance to Woolly's tune - d'ya know the Lambada?  :devil:

yeh big hands to slap you across the face  :p

that'd be just my luck :D



anyway mountie, how is shania twain these days?









:p  :D
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Postby The Canadian Red Army » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:33 am

Woollyback wrote:
The Canadian Red Army wrote:
Woollyback wrote:
zarababe wrote:... "I'm not  a podium dancer".. .. here take me hand Woolls .. I'll help ya up..  but ppl dance to my tune.. :;):

hope you've got big hands baby  How about we dance to Woolly's tune - d'ya know the Lambada?  :devil:

yeh big hands to slap you across the face  :p

that'd be just my luck :D



anyway mountie, how is shania twain these days?









  :D

wanna know one ****** up stat that she is #3 of top selling albums in North America, she actually beat out Zeppelin #4 which is a horrible shock. Stupid americans and their gay country music.
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Postby Woollyback » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:35 am

so you don't like her then eh trigger? I must admit I love her videos, but only with the sound turned off :D
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Postby The Canadian Red Army » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:37 am

Woollyback wrote:so you don't like her then eh trigger? I must admit I love her videos, but only with the sound turned off :D

i would rather listen to Thriller than her ******, but she is nice looking though  :)
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Postby Ciggy » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:39 am

:laugh:  :D  :laugh:  Trigger
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Postby Woollyback » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:40 am

The Canadian Red Army wrote:
Woollyback wrote:so you don't like her then eh trigger? I must admit I love her videos, but only with the sound turned off :D

i would rather listen to Thriller than her ******, but she is nice looking though  :)

i feel a visit to the vintage bintage thread coming on............     :devil:
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Postby The Canadian Red Army » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:41 am

Woollyback wrote:
The Canadian Red Army wrote:
Woollyback wrote:so you don't like her then eh trigger? I must admit I love her videos, but only with the sound turned off :D

i would rather listen to Thriller than her ******, but she is nice looking though  :)

i feel a visit to the vintage bintage thread coming on............     :devil:

oh boy what now
and where the heck did you get trigger from  ???
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Postby Woollyback » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:44 am

The Canadian Red Army wrote:
Woollyback wrote:
The Canadian Red Army wrote:
Woollyback wrote:so you don't like her then eh trigger? I must admit I love her videos, but only with the sound turned off :D

i would rather listen to Thriller than her ******, but she is nice looking though  :)

i feel a visit to the vintage bintage thread coming on............     :devil:

oh boy what now
and where the heck did you get trigger from  ???

he's a character off "only fools & horses" a classic UK comedy.....        and he's just like you :oh:
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Postby The Canadian Red Army » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:45 am

Woollyback wrote:
The Canadian Red Army wrote:
Woollyback wrote:
The Canadian Red Army wrote:
Woollyback wrote:so you don't like her then eh trigger? I must admit I love her videos, but only with the sound turned off :D

i would rather listen to Thriller than her ******, but she is nice looking though  :)

i feel a visit to the vintage bintage thread coming on............     :devil:

oh boy what now
and where the heck did you get trigger from  ???

he's a character off "only fools & horses" a classic UK comedy.....        and he's just like you :oh:

how so? ???
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Postby Woollyback » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:51 am

oh boy what now
and where the heck did you get trigger from  ???

he's a character off "only fools & horses" a classic UK comedy.....        and he's just like you :oh:[/quote]
how so? ???[/quote]
ask ciggy  :D
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Postby The Canadian Red Army » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:56 am

Woollyback wrote:
oh boy what now
and where the heck did you get trigger from  ???

he's a character off "only fools & horses" a classic UK comedy.....        and he's just like you :oh:

how so? ???[/quote]
ask ciggy  :D[/quote]
to change the subject their are some cracking old english comedies that i still love to watch and some new ones are bad too. Whats your Favorites?
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