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Single people - Just a lil tip Jay Jay
by Kharhaz » Sat Aug 09, 2008 10:34 pm
Just a little tip Jay Jay.
If you want to end a conversion where a gay guy is coming onto you, just tell him your a vegetarian.
If you want to end a conversion where a gay guy is coming onto you, just tell him your a vegetarian.
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by dawson99 » Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:30 am
Kharhaz wrote:Just a little tip Jay Jay.
If you want to end a conversion where a gay guy is coming onto you, just tell him your a vegetarian.
just a little tip jay jay: Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone
by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear
and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the curb.
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by dawson99 » Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:57 am
Heres a little tip jay jay: Don't invite drug addicts round for a meal on Boxing Day. They may find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive.
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by shanks72 » Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:09 pm
Ok this is random....
If your mugs/ cups have gotten tea stained put a lil washing powder in them and some hot water. Leave overnight and hey presto you'll find the stain disappeared!
Also for any of yous that drink lots of tea and have to go to the loo in middle of night, try decaffeinated. 'Cause caffeine irritates the lining of the bladder and your brain thinks you need a wee when you dont!
If your mugs/ cups have gotten tea stained put a lil washing powder in them and some hot water. Leave overnight and hey presto you'll find the stain disappeared!
Also for any of yous that drink lots of tea and have to go to the loo in middle of night, try decaffeinated. 'Cause caffeine irritates the lining of the bladder and your brain thinks you need a wee when you dont!
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by Reg » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:48 pm
I'll give him a tip: use one teabag per person and one for the pot.
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